clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via manda)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via manda)

silent-omen:

mysteriouskyu:

A movie about a bunch of cute lolitas running a huge drug cartel in order to afford their clothes

Breaking Brand

(via sexlovemarijuana)

Why can’t I just be happy

I hate sitting in bed at night thinking of the most horrible outcome of a not so bad situation.

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

What I can’t deny.

Your everything I’ve ever wanted all put into one person, your sensitive and sweet and silly like my first love. And you’ve sur passed any other guy I ever liked. Your so passionate in a way I’ve never seen before. And you can’t deny that I can’t take my eyes off of you. I can’t take these feelings anymore